Thursday, May 24, 2018

Universe 815

Let me tell you that when someone random walks up to you. it's fishy. That's what happened to me once. A random person walked up to me and said something like "you could try to be different instead of just drinking, you'd probably slice someones head clean off" in a bar. I tell them I'm not looking for trouble and if they want trouble, go to Cralk, I tell you I'd seen that person before. Somewhere very recently as it was, so I follow them and ask "Are you familiar?" "as familiar as you think I am" "then you're familiar" "okay yes. I am, and I know your are Car-tin." "Uhhhh... Its Carton," "oh, sorry, CARTON, anyways. You said if I or want trouble we'll have to go to Cralk. Why is that?" "......Cruglers, that's they're home planet. Filthy drubbling Double-Crossers" but before she can answer my question my Robot-Friend; Yuro comes up to choke her, you see he is got some protection protocol in him and when he sees someone talking to me he strangles them. "Yuro, stop. This is a new friend calllllledddddd?" "Slarda" "Slarda. O.K. You got a ship?" "Yeah, it's not much but it's fast." "What's it called?" Yuro asks impatiently... Carazo.

Thursday, May 10, 2018

That Day (Is On Sunday/13/05

That Time Is Here. The Day That Lasts Only 24 Hours. The Day People Give To The Ones They Love. A Day Of  Peace. Happiness. That Day Is... Christmas. Wait. This Is Meant To Be On Mothers Day? CMON!!!!! 2 Times In A Row? Aww Dang... Well, Now What Can I Write? A Poem? Na, Maybe A Letter...

Dear *Insert Name Here*
Thank You For All Your Time With Me. You Have Brought So Much Happiness To My Life. And For These Years I Just Want To Say To You... Thank You. And I Love You Giganticaly.
Love; *Insert Name Here*

(C) Tranket Inc. 2018

Wednesday, May 2, 2018

You've Come. Now, ESCAPE!



*Beep Beep* The bus arrived at the campsite and the class toppled out. Along with us, Me(Ambur). Jorge. Katy. and Harry, the quote on quote “BulliedBoys”. Personally I think that is total ShrimpTalk because half of us are girls. And half are boys, so that’s sexist, but when can I talk some sense into those absolute NUBS. anyways, we reach the entrance saying: HobbleMores Campgrounds, the hardest to get out best and brightest. “HobbleMores Campgrounds? Ha! More like Horrible Smores Cooking Grounds” Harry mocked and we all laugh as we enter the odd thing

“Alright children…” the old Ms Morees says as if she’s in distress “we must d-d-do attendance. She does this slow roll call, then Mr Mures comes in, and if you need to know anything about Mr Mures it's that he LOVES his sport, and is very strict about it. But anyway after all the rules and the timetable he lets us go. So while some 5 kids were helping in the kitchen the rest of the class went and did these things: at least a ⅙ played volleyball with Mr Mures. Well not “played” they got yelled at for not playing by the rules but I call it “a bonding experience” a ¼ played Human snakes and ladders a ⅓ did dancing with Mrs Jaleen, one of the nicest teachers. And the rest went to Friend Forest? And Nice Lake?

“Don't you think it's weird, that the forest and lake are called really cringy names, yet everyone wants to go to them?” I ask the others “Yeah pretty much” Jorge replies “It is JUST weird” Harry puts out “Yeah it is actually not weird” Katy says and we all look confused. “It's REALLY weird” She bursts out and we all laugh our heads off… while fish are popping out of the water. Or at least I think they are.

We wake up the next day looking fresh and new and we do attendance. And while that's going on, I think about what we are going to do today. But I get interrupted when Mrs Jaleen exclaims this “attention children. Be on the lookout for 3 kids, including Talny Parker, Justin Rorker and Doli Grantid” that last one left all the girls screaming, well. Except for me and Katy, Doli Grantid is a celebrity at our school. All the girls fall for him except for me and Katy obviously. And he has this stupid catchphrase saying “Ladies, trust me. Your wish has been Granted.” now that I think about it he’s been trying to get on me and Katy, it seemed like he wanted all the girls at his feet. Anyway, same thing happened today, people played sport, danced, played board games, and the most went dolabbling in the forest and lake

Next day. 6 people are found literally DEAD with knives in them. Brutal right? It gets worse, Next DAY… 4 people found dead with poison ivy in them including Bennie Tallwood and Mark Horkshire. And THEN the NEXT day almost EVERYONE is dead, even the teachers! I know. It's crazy!!! But then it hit us… “Friend Forest” and “Nice Lake” weren't as cute as you think. It seems like they are gonna lead us in and kill us. Harry’s guess was that Friend Forest was ForBidden Forest and Nice Lake is Knife Creation Log Lake. bit of a stretch on that last one, but that would explain why it has a huge sign for a small name.

Then Katy sees a pair of Black eyes in the forest, points, and runs. So why WOULDN'T we follow her, so we, a black kid, and 4 white kids were running through the long and narrow path. Not stopping until we reached the end, but Vines from the forest walls were attacking, and they looked REALLY weird, 2 of the whiteys got sucked in, but the worst was Jorge. close to the end Jorge got sucked in, tears were in my eyes when that happened. But when we reached the large field, my eyes had relief in them. “Wish Jorge could be here to see it” I said.

Suddenly, a black tentacle coming from the forest shot into my chest, piercing through me. Then my hands, my clothes, my SKIN turned black while my vision became darker and narrower. After all the effects I got dragged back into the forest, the one place I DIDN'T want to be. Then I passed out while a gooey, unshaped thing came towards me. I came to my senses after a long time and when I woke up I was tied to a tree. Then I realised where I was. The forest of HobbleMores. “No No NOOO!! NOT THIS PLACE” I shrieked. “Relax, your one of us now…” three different, demonish voices replied as they walked up to me. Suddenly I knew who they were by their appearance and their voice, they were my three friends, Katy Harry and Jorge. “We will take over your mind” they said again, then put 3 tentacles in my head. 2 for ears and 1 for eyes. Then I felt it...

some camp i went on

This is it, the moment I’ve been waiting for all day. Spotlight! I didn't really know where I wanted to hide nor who I wanted to hide ...