Wednesday, December 12, 2018

some camp i went on

This is it, the moment I’ve been waiting for all day. Spotlight! I didn't really
know where I wanted to hide nor who I wanted to hide with, but anyway
it’s gonna be fun… then I learnt it's not “hide and seek in the dark” Spotlight,
it's “get to the objective without getting caught” Spotlight, Still was fun though.
Here’s the details...
So the first round… everyone was loud and shining their lights even though
they weren’t even in for the spotters that round. Juliet was one of the only
Sneaky people in the first round and she: went round the back, crawled to
the side to not get caught, ran up the side, got to the bell (the objective),
and rang it. So well played her… I'm still salty about that.
Second round, b00m everyone was mostly silent!.. Still rushed though.
Now here's the problem with everyone and why theyƕe failing. they are just
running down the middle road and not strategizing as much as the others,
and I’ve first tried rushing but then I learnt that to go around is the best strat.
So I tried, but other people dragged me down and I didn't win.
Overall this version of Spotlight… was alright, I'll give it a 6 out of 10. Would I go back to it?
Pfffffff no but if I had to I would, it was fun in a way. I acted sneaky like a ninja and that 
made me feel comforting.

Monday, September 10, 2018

how long can it go for??

Have you ever tried the doubling routine, you know when you go at one then double it then double it again and again and so on and so forth? so I'm going to try and reach the highest number possible... or as far as until I get bored and stop


lets get started: 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, it is here that things get harder. 128, 256, 512, 1'024, 2'048, 4'096, 8'192. you still up to date? you might be wondering how I can do this so easily? because I have a million math brain cells that make me EXCELLENT at math. Let's keep going; 16'384, 32'768, 65'536. MY GOD that's a big number, but I'm still gonna keep going. 131'072, 262'144, 524'288, 1'048'576, 2'097'152, 4'194'304, 8'388'608 and to top it off because I'm bored 16'777'216


anyway, thanks for looking. and wait for christmas

Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Heard of it?

Hello. If you are looking at this blog post, I must ask you a question... you seen inside out? Because if that’s a yes then look out for inside out 2! That’s right. Me and 10 other people are working on a movie called inside out 2. Too bad 6,999,999,500 people won’t be able to see it. So for all you unlucky peeps that can’t be able to see it. Let me break it down for you.

Inside out two is a sequel to inside out 1 and is made by 10 year olds. That’s right. 10! And as well as the original 5 emotions (joy, sadness, anger, disgust and fear) it has 4 NEW emotions (lazy competitive jealousy and anxiety) you see. Riley (the protagonist) is a teenager now and when anger. breaks them out of the head. They need to get back... in one peice

Thursday, May 24, 2018

Universe 815

Let me tell you that when someone random walks up to you. it's fishy. That's what happened to me once. A random person walked up to me and said something like "you could try to be different instead of just drinking, you'd probably slice someones head clean off" in a bar. I tell them I'm not looking for trouble and if they want trouble, go to Cralk, I tell you I'd seen that person before. Somewhere very recently as it was, so I follow them and ask "Are you familiar?" "as familiar as you think I am" "then you're familiar" "okay yes. I am, and I know your are Car-tin." "Uhhhh... Its Carton," "oh, sorry, CARTON, anyways. You said if I or want trouble we'll have to go to Cralk. Why is that?" "......Cruglers, that's they're home planet. Filthy drubbling Double-Crossers" but before she can answer my question my Robot-Friend; Yuro comes up to choke her, you see he is got some protection protocol in him and when he sees someone talking to me he strangles them. "Yuro, stop. This is a new friend calllllledddddd?" "Slarda" "Slarda. O.K. You got a ship?" "Yeah, it's not much but it's fast." "What's it called?" Yuro asks impatiently... Carazo.

Thursday, May 10, 2018

That Day (Is On Sunday/13/05

That Time Is Here. The Day That Lasts Only 24 Hours. The Day People Give To The Ones They Love. A Day Of  Peace. Happiness. That Day Is... Christmas. Wait. This Is Meant To Be On Mothers Day? CMON!!!!! 2 Times In A Row? Aww Dang... Well, Now What Can I Write? A Poem? Na, Maybe A Letter...

Dear *Insert Name Here*
Thank You For All Your Time With Me. You Have Brought So Much Happiness To My Life. And For These Years I Just Want To Say To You... Thank You. And I Love You Giganticaly.
Love; *Insert Name Here*

(C) Tranket Inc. 2018

Wednesday, May 2, 2018

You've Come. Now, ESCAPE!



*Beep Beep* The bus arrived at the campsite and the class toppled out. Along with us, Me(Ambur). Jorge. Katy. and Harry, the quote on quote “BulliedBoys”. Personally I think that is total ShrimpTalk because half of us are girls. And half are boys, so that’s sexist, but when can I talk some sense into those absolute NUBS. anyways, we reach the entrance saying: HobbleMores Campgrounds, the hardest to get out best and brightest. “HobbleMores Campgrounds? Ha! More like Horrible Smores Cooking Grounds” Harry mocked and we all laugh as we enter the odd thing

“Alright children…” the old Ms Morees says as if she’s in distress “we must d-d-do attendance. She does this slow roll call, then Mr Mures comes in, and if you need to know anything about Mr Mures it's that he LOVES his sport, and is very strict about it. But anyway after all the rules and the timetable he lets us go. So while some 5 kids were helping in the kitchen the rest of the class went and did these things: at least a ⅙ played volleyball with Mr Mures. Well not “played” they got yelled at for not playing by the rules but I call it “a bonding experience” a ¼ played Human snakes and ladders a ⅓ did dancing with Mrs Jaleen, one of the nicest teachers. And the rest went to Friend Forest? And Nice Lake?

“Don't you think it's weird, that the forest and lake are called really cringy names, yet everyone wants to go to them?” I ask the others “Yeah pretty much” Jorge replies “It is JUST weird” Harry puts out “Yeah it is actually not weird” Katy says and we all look confused. “It's REALLY weird” She bursts out and we all laugh our heads off… while fish are popping out of the water. Or at least I think they are.

We wake up the next day looking fresh and new and we do attendance. And while that's going on, I think about what we are going to do today. But I get interrupted when Mrs Jaleen exclaims this “attention children. Be on the lookout for 3 kids, including Talny Parker, Justin Rorker and Doli Grantid” that last one left all the girls screaming, well. Except for me and Katy, Doli Grantid is a celebrity at our school. All the girls fall for him except for me and Katy obviously. And he has this stupid catchphrase saying “Ladies, trust me. Your wish has been Granted.” now that I think about it he’s been trying to get on me and Katy, it seemed like he wanted all the girls at his feet. Anyway, same thing happened today, people played sport, danced, played board games, and the most went dolabbling in the forest and lake

Next day. 6 people are found literally DEAD with knives in them. Brutal right? It gets worse, Next DAY… 4 people found dead with poison ivy in them including Bennie Tallwood and Mark Horkshire. And THEN the NEXT day almost EVERYONE is dead, even the teachers! I know. It's crazy!!! But then it hit us… “Friend Forest” and “Nice Lake” weren't as cute as you think. It seems like they are gonna lead us in and kill us. Harry’s guess was that Friend Forest was ForBidden Forest and Nice Lake is Knife Creation Log Lake. bit of a stretch on that last one, but that would explain why it has a huge sign for a small name.

Then Katy sees a pair of Black eyes in the forest, points, and runs. So why WOULDN'T we follow her, so we, a black kid, and 4 white kids were running through the long and narrow path. Not stopping until we reached the end, but Vines from the forest walls were attacking, and they looked REALLY weird, 2 of the whiteys got sucked in, but the worst was Jorge. close to the end Jorge got sucked in, tears were in my eyes when that happened. But when we reached the large field, my eyes had relief in them. “Wish Jorge could be here to see it” I said.

Suddenly, a black tentacle coming from the forest shot into my chest, piercing through me. Then my hands, my clothes, my SKIN turned black while my vision became darker and narrower. After all the effects I got dragged back into the forest, the one place I DIDN'T want to be. Then I passed out while a gooey, unshaped thing came towards me. I came to my senses after a long time and when I woke up I was tied to a tree. Then I realised where I was. The forest of HobbleMores. “No No NOOO!! NOT THIS PLACE” I shrieked. “Relax, your one of us now…” three different, demonish voices replied as they walked up to me. Suddenly I knew who they were by their appearance and their voice, they were my three friends, Katy Harry and Jorge. “We will take over your mind” they said again, then put 3 tentacles in my head. 2 for ears and 1 for eyes. Then I felt it...

Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Storyline

Just A Note: All These Stories I've Uploaded Recently Uploaded Are For The Story Story line I'll Let You Know The Order. Oh And Just A Quick Thing, 2032 Doesn't Count RN, All Of The Story line Is From An Alternate Universe, From 1986 to 2020, Here's The Chronological Order.

First It's Splash that went in at 1986, after they killed SquidFace, they got captured by Cubeface in 1996 after Cubey found out about the death and Agent Joseph(10 years later) went and saved them, at that time they didn't know they were called "the seao" until joseph told them about it and they went off. until Ballface is here, AGAIN at the underwater Island in 2006 in the garden story and when THAT happened nothing else did until 2010 when the ZambieBusters came around and stopped the zambie apocalypse and that leads US to 2020 where there is... nothing, th-the storyline is done.


































Just Kidding :P Because IM Making a new story which is...........................................







ZambieBusters2.... yeah, hate me if you want but I know that its not going to be as good as the first but... have faith in me

EDIT: hi... I haven't started writing it in a while so... rip ZambieBusters2?

Thursday, March 8, 2018

10 Years Later

10 Years Later

“AGENT JOSEPH! GET OVER HERE!!!” shrieked the General,
“Yes sir?” asked Jack-Off Joseph, hands quivering. He hated when the general shouted like that
“The seao has been captured and now it's your job to save them” explained the General
“The seao? *gasp* that's a really big job” admitted Joseph
“Yes but…” The General tried to say
“I'll take it” screamed Joseph excitedly.
“Uh… ok”
*2*h*p*a*r*g*a*r*a*p

Joseph got into his SUPER special spy car and drove off to brooklyn at 55km/h,the car was a tesla mk 512 so it needed no gas. And it was like a ghost, go-through and invisible. He had searched everything everywhere. He was just about to call it a day and go home. Until
*3*h*p*a*r*g*a*r*a*p

He saw it, a one way alleyway, the only one he hadn’t been in. Joseph strolled in carefully and saw a Butt-On-The-Wall “I wonder what this Butt is doing here?” he wondered. He pressed the Butt and opened a secret door (VERRRYYYYY cliche) not knowing what was within he stepped in and fell into a very deep hole (SUPER CLICHEEEE). He fell for what felt like ages (I put too much cliche in these stories) but it all seriousness, it was 56 seconds. Joseph was counting on his spy watch,when he landed,he fell on a soft silky floor (to not kill the droppers of course!)
“Alas i have been waiting for you,Joseph” echoed a mysterious voice
“Uh ok… w-wait how do you know my name?” asked Joseph
“I know everything about you” boomed the voice. The man finally revealed himself he was ( or what looked like) BALLFACE’S BROTHER: CUBEFACE
*
Cubeface CHARGED at Joseph. But as he was big, he was a sloth! So Joseph had a singe dodging him. Then he saw a bazooka on the wall, quickly grabbed it… and shot Cubeface in the head. “You’re safe now seao!” “seao? That’s a new name” said ben. “Yeah I remember it being sea boys” said tom, “yeah I know :P. Well anyway, we’re back boys!” says… James.

Splash!

Splash!
*splash* *phwww* “haha, betcha can’t catch ME!” bragged Tom.
“Oh it’s on!” tutted Ben. these men were out at sea, away from the current, but having SO much fun, laughing, screaming, playing, everyone was having fun. Even James who was nearly ALWAYS serious. It was a blast! Until…
*
*rumbleee* “uh, James, was that your stomach?” asked Ben curiously.
“No Ben it wasn’t” said James angrily to that recent question,
“Then what was it?” wondered tom. Suddenly, they went around at rapid speed, better than those mega round-a-bout’s at fairs. They looked down, it was a water spout!
“Woah, woah! AHHHHH” they all screamed, a bit of black and blue… and they were gone, gone into the water sprout. But. where did the water spout lead?
*
“Ahhhh” they shrieked, tumbling to: the ground? *thump* they fell onto a hard wet dirt.
“Where are we?” asked James quivering with fear.
“Apparently we’re in an underwater city. And YOU couldn’t figure that out” explained Tom. They curiously looked at a sign, it said: “<-- to our master (he helps anyone)
“That’s our ticket out” said Ben excitedly, they walked for a long time but eventually, they made it to a palace. But who was inside?
They crashed down the door, not knowing what was in,
“Who goes there?” echoed a mysterious voice.
“Uh hi, can we please get back up to the surface” asked James, “and, who are you”
“I, am the master of this city: Squidface”
Tom let out a slight chuckle but Ben reflected it.
“So can you help us?” asked James
“I will help you but first, you must answer this riddle, or DIE” echoed Squidface again
“Sooooo, what’s the riddle” asked Ben
“Where do fish go on vacation?”
This was challenging, but James had the answer,
“Finland” bragged James,
“You… are…” The anticipation.
“.........Incorrect”
“WHAT” shouted James furious at that answer,
“It was the coral reef, NOW DIE!!!”
Squidface finally revealed himself, he
had the face of a realistic mutant zombie. Were they gonna die?
*
The three men ran to the left of the palace while the giant ballface ran after them, they eventually made it to the armoury,
“Let’s grab rpg’s and swords and SMGs,” suggested James
“And WE couldn’t figure that out”
Exclaimed Tom, they charged through the armoury door pew-pewing and slicing at ballface, after awhile, they finally weakened him enough to shoot the RPG’s at him, he BLEW into pieces.
“Phew, that was a close one” screamed James
“Yeah but, how are we gonna get outta here?” asked Tom. it took them a while but they found a geyser to take them up. After that. They learned from their mistakes and never when out of current again, and they lived happily. Ever. after!!!...... for 10 years…

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Storytime: 2032

"Ratatatat" the turrets were firing more harder than ever mounted on the top of the rooftops, they had the high ground, but we didn't give up. Our objective was to push up to the Sub-Alter and take it out, but we had to move from the flipped cars and rubble, the bombers were coming. Figuring out a plan, Sergeant Anglo rushed to the car park to the left "get in!" he shouted, and our fleet followed, *BOOM* the bombers had dropped. after countless stairs we finally made it to the top where there were dropped bodies, multiple rpg's, smg's and snipers, we all loaded up and got in position Private Longneck mounted the turret, Corporal Crantuck and Cordal built up some walls for some protection, and we had a makeshift base, then we got to work. "Anglo, on the rpg will you," I said, and he got right on it, the good part was, they had no resources left, we had the high ground now.

RATATATATAT* *KABLAM* *PEWPEWPEW* We got all our guns on them "everyone, we gotta build a bridge" Captain Charles said "yes sir" we answered and we got right to it, but before we could, *KABOOM* every time we built they would destroy with rpg's "dang it, what are we going to do?" Private Longneck asked in slight anger "lieutenant,you got an idea?" "I think I might, we need to go from behind" I explain "how are we going to do that?" Corporal Cordal Asked? "We set the turret to automatic so that they can be focused on one thing" I tell the fleet "good idea, but let's get out of here before another bomber fleet comes" comments Sergeant Anglo "too late" Crantuck exclaims "they're out to get us now that we've gotten away from the first one" "alright, now before the plan we gotta do a small thing, RUN!" Private Longneck Shouted *RATATATATAT*"use the launch, use the launch!" Captain Charles says "on it!" Reply's Cordal, and we JUMPED.

*RATATATATAT* the turret was still firing at them. Until, *BLAM* they blew it up when they had they're only chance, "Now where are those  Soldiers?" they're leader shouted at his soldiers "u-u-um, they-y-y left-t-t there on their launch p-pad, *BANG* the leader shot his soldier in the head. *Bang Bang Bang* we shoot all of them, "that was an easy mission," Says Longneck catching his breath . "yeah, but we got one more mission, and the whole of the army's going" exclaims Charles "well that's gotta be at least 1000 soldiers" I say shocked "It's only 567 soldier" Replies Charles "well lets get back to base to hear the plan" says Cordal. *This is base, have you done the mission yet?* "yeah, we have" Sergeant Anglo Answers *great, we're sending a cruiser to your location* "ah thank goodness" Crantuck exhales.  *Flutter flutter flutter* after 15 minutes the cruiser was here "get in before another fleet arrives" the pilot told us, and we all got in "wait! Anglo can I borrow that for a moment?" I ask "sure" he replies *KABOOM* I blew up the last Sub-Alter "thanks" I say to Anglo. and we're off.

"OK this is the plan, we are going to have 3 ground flanks, left, right and center, we are also going to have a sky fleet so we need you guys to have the most resources and jump pads," explains General Orldon "we are gonna go out with 5 bomber fleets, 1 at a time. But first! gear up, grab guns resources and traps, this last mission is all we've got" as we gear up Sergeant Anglo comes up to me and talks "hey, how're you feeling about the big battle?" he asks "I'm nervous, don't know what's gonna happen" I reply "well, wish for luck" he replies "for time and forever" I say back again and he goes away to gear up, I get an AN-64 and an Extiloc when the craziest of scientists that I've never seen walks up to me and tells me to come into his lab "I've been working on this for a while now, all of the war to be exact" he says in his strange, spitty voice "it's an explosive 5-shot, I call it: the C52. h-here, you take it" "uh. OK?" I answer "one last thing, don't load it from the front, do it from the back" he tells me and I follow.

*RATATATATAT* we're getting fired at, "everyone do cover and fire" shouts Captain Charles. I quickly move to the next trench while the others fire for me, then they come while I fire. and we do it for another trench, and another until we're all their base trench, but they were coming in with tanks. suddenly *Get a strong roof over your head, we got bomber fleet #1 coming in* commands the general through our walkie talkies, and we build a mini-base with a roof made out of metal, we create windows on each side to attack with, and we also mounted a turret to fire at the tanks "Private, you go with Cordal over to the right and left flank to take out the tanks from the sides with RPG's" Charles explains to the two, "Yes sir!" they both reply and then they build a door then destroy it quickly. *KABOOM* *KABLAM* *KABLAST* they were taking down tanks faster than a bomber fleet drops their bombs, speaking of bomber fleets... the first one was inbound "LONGNECK, CORDAL, GET BACK IN THE BASE" Charles shrieked. Longneck made it, but Cordal didn't. He was too caught up in destroying all the tanks, but soon we were going to be a pile of rubble because a tank was aiming at our base, luckily we all made it out alive and safe. We blew up that tank before it could fire again.

Then we tried to rushed to their base but we couldn't, the tanks were coming out to fast so for the first time, I tried out the C52. *BADOM* A grenade? that was not the ammunition so I waited for it to explode, but it didn't. Suddenly... Longneck pushed the base and accidentaly stepped on the grenade and blew up. Trip mines? TRIP MINES? what was going on... suddenly, soldiers came out of the hole and they were firing... C52's? suddenly everything made sense, the scientist was undercover to trick me into blow up all of our troops. I threw the C52 away and fell back *Bomber Fleet No.2 coming in* Orldon says through our comms, we push back to the base faster than Longneck blew up. Suddenly I realise that the tanks were pushing us, "Hurry up there General" Anglo shouts but the tanks fire just before the bombs hit the ground. Luckily all of us survived, but an enemy soldier killed Anglo fast, but I shot him back, "I need a clear shot at the core if we want to succeed" Charles Exclaims, "we'll take out those tanks" the rest of our fleet replies and we shoot down so many tanks, until... *BANG* I get shot in the head and die, and so does Charles "NOOOOOO!!!!!" Crantuck cries "i-it's all up-p to you-u" were Charles' last words before he died along with me. *Crantuck, we have a clear shot, FIRE!!* Crantuck Picks Up The Rocket Launcher and blasts the core. And just like that, the war is over, until...

Full Garden Story

haven't shown you the full one until now, here you go.
The garden.


The Attic is where I went when I feel down Or Someone is shouting.It was one day when I saw something out the window. I was young at the time and I Didn't know much. so when I looked out the window I saw a vine covered door with no walls & no roof. I  went down quickly and told Auntie. But she said she didn't see anything. So I went outside and it was still there, so I went in and then I went Really REALLY deep Down.
*
I found a lost village that I never found or anyone found before. Or at least i THOUGHT, there were so many “People there”. Actually there were merpeople there so I just walked around slowly, i got started with the whole “currency” thing and bought a iron lookalike chest and pants and a ENCHANTED sword that was made out of the shiniest, Diamonds EVER. then I learnt about Merzombie Waves and survived 6, then went to a big castle to find that the previous king was destroyed by people called: The Seao.
*
There was a new king  they said, I didn’t know who he was until I saw him. He was ruthless to humans so I had to… you guessed it fight him, but he was so fast and strong so it was hard but eventually I had… wait. I have to fit this into 10 lines so. Here we go, I had to run down the right hall but THAT move was a bad mistake because I was cornered so I went into a room and there was my garden but the king pulled me out of that room into the hall and then put me on the rough, leather, very unslick walls and what happened next?
*
I sliced his hand off, then I fell to the stiff ground and hurt my shoulder then ran for my life as I went into the main center I ran behind it and went through a door to (I don't know why) a dojo that was so small even the king couldn't get in and saw a sign that said:
RIP
Squidface
0-1996
“Sucked at karate, even though he had a dojo”
Ballface.
And  then the king smashed through the door and conveniently there was a Bazooka on Squidface’s grave and the bazooka said: this was used to kill Squidface. So I shot the king and he DIED
*
Then I ran, from the guards, and the zombies out to the town past the priest, the blacksmith, the librarian which somehow the books are all not wet,until I saw a door, the same door I went through at the beginning so I went in again quickly and…… you guessed it… i was back at my house, so that’s the end. Hope you enjoyed son, Goodnight.
“Yay, More!”

There is no more son, sweet dreams.


Monday, February 19, 2018

Where we come from

do you have a special place? someplace you feel like it's a beacon of direction? I know I do, we go there almost every year!!!! well forget the almost, this week we did something called a "where we come from" and no its not a balloon. so we get on to the subject and I (almost) instantly choose my place of choice, the Bay Of Islands. if you don't know what that is, it's a subtropical micro region and it is ho-o-OT there, even in the winter, the COLDEST SEASON. a-a-hem anyway, I went onto my computer (yes we did this on a computer) and started a 2-way research and write speed-work, at the end of the block I had done all of it, day 2 I do an augmented reality for it. took a picture, and did an overlay and Bip Bam BASH I'm done, so that was a short update.

Monday, February 12, 2018

All About Me Balloon!

New Year, and it was... ex-TREMELY tiring, except for a few things. one so such called an "All About Me!" Balloon. at first it was quite difficult at first. because talking about 4 of my hobbies is apparently quite hard for me because there's not much to talk about, but eventually it happened. with my four hobbies being family, hobbies, friends and pets, so if that part was difficult, we had to publish it. so let me tell you about it.

first we had to write it on a paper balloon model and accidentally put my title for all the paragraphs in the picture slot and now it looks different from everyone else's, but it was alright. and I didn't mind that much. so, back to the story, after we did that on all four balloon models we had to cut it out, and THEN  we had to do a little brick wall to go under the 4/3D  balloon and color it and put our name on it. and THEN  we had to glue them together but it's so hard to explain so i wont explain it. then we had to glue the 2 (i forgot to say 2) brick walls together. then we had to hole punch the brick walls and the rope the balloon and the walls together and BAM!! *Gasp!* augh that was more tiring than school,so that's all i have to say,  bye!

some camp i went on

This is it, the moment I’ve been waiting for all day. Spotlight! I didn't really know where I wanted to hide nor who I wanted to hide ...